Biology

Biology jokes

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.

Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?

Because they don't have them on the inside.

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?

They both live long with dry skin.

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?

To see his closest relatives.