What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA? A: Do these genes make my butt look fat?💩
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
Men wake up with a boner.
Women wake up yawning.
Coincidence?
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
