Biology jokes
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
There are only two genders.
Fart a lot.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What does suck a sucking fish?
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.