When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
