Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
what does a shark smoke sea-WEED
how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
