What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The ฮฯ ฯฯerfly.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. ๐๐ฎ๐ฎ
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 โ 20 years (23 years old is way above).
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didnโt, they're dead.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
