Biology jokes
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
There are only two genders.
Fart a lot.