What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.