What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
I'm pregnant.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
