Biology

Biology Jokes

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.