Biology jokes
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What do you call a three humped camel?
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!