Biology

Biology jokes

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.