What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Your Mom and a Mosquito
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Explain Bear
Hey, genius! The joke is saying your mom is like a mosquito that sucks... but doesn't stop even if you hit her. Get it? You're probably the type who thinks ketchup is a spicy food.
Anonymous
Spank my mom ass!