Your Mom and a Mosquito

What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, genius! The joke is saying your mom is like a mosquito that sucks... but doesn't stop even if you hit her. Get it? You're probably the type who thinks ketchup is a spicy food.

Comments (1)

Anonymous

9 months ago

Spank my mom ass!

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