Biology jokes
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What is a monkey with a head?
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.