What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
