What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
You gonna poop someday.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
