Biology

Biology jokes

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".

When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."

Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?

A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.