Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
Mushroom?
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
