Biology jokes
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What do you call a three humped camel?
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.