Biology jokes
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.