Biology jokes
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
I farted.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.