Beverage jokes
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
So what does stress and energy mean?
Beer.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.