Beverage jokes
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.