Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both had Bacardi rum. When Jill's was gone, she wanted Jack's, that's why she took it from him.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
