Beverage jokes
If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.