Beverage jokes
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.