Beverage jokes
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!