Belief

Belief jokes

Kid

Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?

Because they're the ones who made the toys.

Religion

"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."

Hail Satan.

............

Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.

Orphan

Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.

Memes

Jesus

My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.

Religious mom: FINALLY!

Me: Grabs a noose.

Toy

Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?

Because they're the ones making the toys.

Christian

I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?

Difference

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

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  • Santa

    Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans like to go to church?

    Because they actually have a father there.

    Orphan

    God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.