Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."
Hail Satan.
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Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
