Belief jokes
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
How do you confuse a ginger? Throw a cross at them.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.