Belief jokes
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Memes
He is cominggggg!
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."
Hail Satan.
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Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.