Belief jokes
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"