Belief jokes
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Do y'all love God?
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
You are family.
Religion... That is all.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
Wanna hear a joke?
Jesus being real.
What is hell to you?
Jesus!!!!!
He is everywhere taking our time and energy and our lives for his entertainment.
But Judgment Day is his eternal hell!
And our Eternal Heaven!!