Belief jokes
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.