Belief jokes

Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.

What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?

A holy cow!

Why do orphans pray to God?

So they have someone to call father.

Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

Jokes are like Indians.

They never die, they just get reincarnated.

Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?

He didn't give me any.

I was made by the Devil.

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.

Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!

How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?

Tell him the truth.

Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?

Because she was straight into Jesus.

Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

She said a monster attacked her.

How does a priest purify water?

Boil the hell out of it!

What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

They believe their own lies.

At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.

Satan and the devil are alter egos.

They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.

Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.

Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??

Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋