Belief jokes
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Memes
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.