Belief jokes
Do y'all love God?
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.