If were all gods children.. whats so special about jesus?
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
god, I love telling children there parents love them but only on April fools, their orphans after all
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.
Why did a woman believed she was a target ? She had a price tag without any value to it?
why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ̈I will go ask God! ̈ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ̈You are what you are! ̈ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ̈What is wrong? ̈ The zebra answers, ̈Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ́You are what you are! ́ ̈ His friend says, ̈Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ́You is what you is! ́
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing
Stephen Hawking said there is no god. God said there is no Stephen Hawking
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I tell I read about the Jew giving out the free fish
