What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
god, I love telling children there parents love them but only on April fools, their orphans after all
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.
Why did a woman believed she was a target ? She had a price tag without any value to it?
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion
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The only difference between you and Jesus, is that jesus believed in himself.
Why did the orphan cross the street because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian, therefore he could never be himself.
When ariana grande walked into the chruch she said GOD IS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't religion and science agree
Because science creates skyscrapers and religion combines with skyscrapers
