The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
Belief Jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
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What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
