Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Listen up, numbskull. The joke is that orphans don't have a dad, so they go to church to find a "father" figure in the priest or God. It's funny 'cause it's a sad situation turned into a cheesy joke. I bet you still think the earth is flat, you genius.