Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
