Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Mary is hanging out, and the angel Gabriel descends behind her. She looks behind her and says, "Jesus Christ!" and the angel Gabriel said, "So you already know."
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
When someone says, "Jesus," I say, "Bitch, where?"
The undertaker's famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents, but really they don't rest in peace. The only peace they get is from God.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
