Being jokes
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
In the realm of words, I shall embark, To craft a verse, both bold and stark, Thomas Bulgin, a name that ignites, A tale of length and moist delights.
Free from the chains of structured rhyme, I wander through this realm, sublime, Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so strange, Evoking thoughts that rearrange.
Long, it stretches, like a winding road, Leading us to depths, yet to be bestowed, In syllables, it dances and it plays, A journey we embark, in myriad ways.
Moist, a word that teems with life, A touch of nature, amidst the strife, It whispers of raindrops on tender leaves, Of dew-kissed petals and gentle heaves.
Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so surreal, Unleashing emotions, that time cannot seal, In this short verse, I strive to convey, A glimpse of what these words might say.
So let us ponder, the mystery untold, Of Thomas Bulgin, both long and bold, For in the realm of poetry's sweet embrace, Even the unusual finds its rightful place.
this is me
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
When there's a news story of people who have died en masse, for example from explosions and fires.
Other people are all "oh no that's terrible!"
Pfft shut up, lying asshole. Trying to be "nice".
I'm like "YAY EXCITING. I don't like being bored hearing 'good news' all of the time."
"Autism be like..."
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.