Being jokes
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.