Being jokes
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
For Da Boys
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for hours.
Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.