Being jokes
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for hours.
Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.