Being jokes

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.

Toilet paper fight hat.

Imagine being autistic idiots.

A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.

Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"

Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?

His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.

"Fish, why you no fly?"

"I don't like being caught naked."

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!

What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?

I don’t love being bored.

Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?

Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!

Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.

Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.

I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.

Being mean.

How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.