Being jokes

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

Why do orphans love to play family?

Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.

What's a name orphans hate to be called?

"Homie."

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.

Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.

Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.

Drama queens be like: =- (

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yull.

Yull who?

You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!