Being jokes
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Can someone be my daddy?
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
When red do be sus, though.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.