Being jokes

War

    • Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends

    Vitamin

    • How to learn your Vitamins:

    A = Art.

    B = Bouncy Balls.

    C = Cookies.

    D = Da Sun.

    You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!

    Being memes

    Surgery

    • I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.

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    • Man

    • Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

    The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

    The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

    The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

    Candice

    • SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

    Candice everyone: Candice?

    Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

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    • Generation

    • The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

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    • Rape

    • Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.

    I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.

    My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.

    Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.

    Celebrity

    • A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:

    TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!

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    • Dog

    • "Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.

    Restaurant

    • The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.

    The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.

    This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.

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    • Vegan teacher

    • Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.

    Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.

    Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!

    Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!

    Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!

    Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!

    Hunter

    • I’m about to tell you the funniest joke I heard:

    Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. The operator then hears the problem and says, “Well, let’s make sure he’s dead.” A shot is then heard. The other guy says, “Ok, now what?”

    Did you laugh?

    Wife

    • JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.

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