To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up buttercup. This "joke" implies Stephen Hawking's wife killed him for money since his technology could just be "plugged back in" with an Android cable. It's not based. You are not based.