Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. So this person asks why the emu crossed the road, right? And the genius thinks it's 'cause the chicken had a day off. Like the emu was filling in for the chicken or something. It's supposed to be a twist on the classic joke, but it just sounds like a birdbrained idea from a goofball like you.
skid and pump
alright so that was in my joke book but i hate my own book also