Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Emu's Day Off
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. So this person asks why the emu crossed the road, right? And the genius thinks it's 'cause the chicken had a day off. Like the emu was filling in for the chicken or something. It's supposed to be a twist on the classic joke, but it just sounds like a birdbrained idea from a goofball like you.
skid and pump
alright so that was in my joke book but i hate my own book also