Behavior jokes
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Stop bullying.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Suck my ass, guys!
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!