Behavior jokes
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Asshole.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”
Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
Just shut up!
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!