Behavior jokes

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Trust.

Cannibals sucking each other's dick.

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they're fucking assholes.

I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.

Why do orphans become bullies?

Because their mum and dad were never there for them.

Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:

Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What do you say when a person trips?

You say, "Why you trippin'?"

What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?

They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."

The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!

Bosses are like seagulls.

They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To check in on his flat mate.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!

What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.

What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.