Behavior jokes
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it off...
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?
They’re a bunch of cheetahs!
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Suc my dic
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.