Behavior jokes

I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

How do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize.

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

I be ready to commit suicide.

But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.

Why was the cow afraid?

Because he's a coward!

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?

I hate people that hate life.

Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.

My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?

Because they have no parents to run to.

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.