How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
hahahahaha.........Autism.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
