Behavior jokes
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe