Behavior jokes
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."