Behavior jokes

I hate people that hate life.

Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.

It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.

I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

How do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize.

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?

Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?

I be ready to commit suicide.

But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?

Because they have no parents to run to.

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?