Behavior jokes
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.