Behavior jokes
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
Habit.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.