Behavior Jokes

Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Vegetarian: I prefer plants.

Herbivore: I just like food.

Cannibal: I'm a people person.

Why do women always have sex with the lights off?

Because they never like to see a man having a good time.

In the "Drake Posting" meme format, Drake expresses his disapproval of deleting a song from a playlist. In the second image, Drake approves of keeping a song but skipping it every time it plays.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.

What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?

Nothing, he just started wanking.

I put the fun in dysfunctional.

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”

One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.

Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.

Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Stop copying each other, fucking losers!

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.