Behavior jokes
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Habit.
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.