Behavior jokes
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲