Behavior jokes
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."