Behavior jokes
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.