Behavior jokes
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
I farted how bout u?
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!