I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
