Behavior jokes
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
What do emos do?
Hang.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."