I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
The 3 life rules:
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3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
