Behavior jokes
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
Memes
anyone here?
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.