Behavior jokes
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Memes
anyone here?
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.