A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
