Behavior jokes
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
Trevor is a bitch.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!