What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.