Behavior jokes

I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.

My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”

He hid in her attic.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?

Dog poop touches grass.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."

Why was the chicken in trouble?

For using fowl language!

Trevor is a bitch.

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.