Behavior jokes
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.