Behavior jokes
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.