Behavior jokes

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.

*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.

Son: Okay, I'll do it!

5 hours later...

Son: I'm done!

Dad: I lied.

Son: So did I!

What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?

Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Why was the chicken in trouble?

For using fowl language!

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

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