Behavior jokes
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post