Behavior jokes
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
Aren't I badly good?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
He jizzes canned cheese.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎