Behavior jokes
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
Aren't I badly good?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
He jizzes canned cheese.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.