What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
