Behavior jokes
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Be nice.
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
Really Karen?
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?