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How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.

Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"

Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!

Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

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    • What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?

    "That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."

    So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

    A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.