The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Orphan encounter
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you knucklehead. So, this joker finds some poor orphan, right? An *orphan*. Someone without parents. Then, get this, they mock the kid for not being able to tell their parents about it! It's funny because it's mean and points out the kid has no parents. You know, like you have no brain!