Behavior jokes
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Just shut up!
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 👅🍑
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)