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Question-Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed? Answer- because he cant sleep in his race car bed...
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My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realises I've replaced the bed with a trampoline !
Farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm says this is the pig I'm fucking she say u idiot that's a sheep he says shut up I wasn't talking to you
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Why does Darth Vader always choke people? Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
my mom told me to go to bed but then I grabbed a drink went in their room to say goodnight and they looked like adam and eve on steroids
ur mom is spy <3 just like in bed
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does parera sleep in?
Panera bed
what did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh Sheet!
Q : What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed Where are the kids?
We aren't ghost, but I'll take you under the sheets
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no “What are you doing in my house?”
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed Damn, that really stiff
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What is a kids favorite thing to do with their dad? Play pretend dog in the bed.
