100+ Best Bear Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Animal

20 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

What do you call two bears jerking each other off?

Bipolar.

Case

12 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A list of documented cases of feral children including primates, wolves, dogs, bears, sheep, cattle, goats, and ostriches. The list ends with: 3.9 Raised by the French.

Toy

11 views · Phillip J Finkleberg · 7 years ago

Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.

Sky

15 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

Two brown bears, one standing and kicking the other in the groin, on a field under a blue sky. The text above the bears reads "NUTSHOT" and the text below reads "IF YOU CAN'T REACH THE SKY, AIM A LITTLE LOWER!"

Sigma

31 views · Pankake · 1 year ago

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

Speech

21 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

$A man with dreadlocks and a gas mask is speaking. The text box below his head says: "[Speech 100] \"Bear, bull, bear, bull, bear, bu-\" shut the fuck up, man."$

Insult

4 views · Pankake · 1 year ago

This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌

A close-up shot of a small, fluffy gray bird with an intense, angry expression. It's perched on a dark, narrow ledge with a blurred yellow background.

Dare

5 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

explain bear pull up I dare you >:(

A small, tabby kitten is sitting down and pointing a black handgun forward.

Night

3 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

5 night freddy

A person in a bear costume walks down a hallway. Above the image, the text says, "five night freddy", and below the image says "har har har har har har har har".

Gay

13 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person, labeled "Pookie Bear," tells the other, labeled "Me," to have a good night's sleep and sends heart emojis. The second person responds in kind. After a few more emojis, the second person asks if Pookie Bear is coming to school tomorrow, to which Pookie Bear replies, "Nigga, this is so gay, give my $10 already."

Exclamation

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Punchline

12 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot from an explanation of a meme. The text says: "Explanation Experiment Explain Bear. Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is so bad it's good, or maybe it's just plain bad. The punchline is that Explain bear is gay. So what? Also, it is confirmed (wink)."

Trap

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up of a metal bear trap is shown with the caption, "How do bears fall for this?"

Game

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is of a fake Xbox 360 game called 'Bear' with the tagline 'The game about being a bear.' The box art shows two bears, one larger bear in the background and another in a circular frame at the bottom with the text 'Bear DLC included'. It reads 'Be a bear in over 40 bear scenarios. The ultimate bear experience!'

Dead inside

9 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A four-panel comic strip shows a father and son encountering a bear in the woods. In the first panel, the father tells the son to play dead. In the second panel, the son is lying on the ground. The bear sniffs the father in the third panel. In the final panel, the son asks why his dad isn't playing dead, and his dad replies, "Because I'm dead inside, son."

Valentine's Day

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel comic showing how to celebrate Valentine's Day. The first panel shows a box of chocolates with the text "BUY CHOCOLATES." The second panel shows a teddy bear with the text "BUY A CUTE TEDDY BEAR." The third panel shows scented candles with the text "BUY SCENTED CANDLES." The fourth panel shows a bottle of wine and a wine glass with the text "BUY A BOTTLE OF GOOD WINE." Below these panels, there's an additional panel that shows a person in bed with the teddy bear, a spilled bottle of wine and an extinguished candle.

Trap

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic strip shows a character reacting to different kinds of traps. The first panel shows a character looking at a venus flytrap and asking, "Why would a fly land on something like this?" The second panel shows the same character looking at a rat trap and saying, "Rats should be ashamed for falling in this trap". The third panel shows the character looking at a bear trap and yelling "BEARS!! This is ridiculous!" The fourth panel shows the character looking at the Communist Manifesto book and happily saying, "Oooo free stuff". The book has portraits of Karl Marx and Frederick Engels.

Wildlife

10 views · kiribaku · 3 years ago

when you go hiking and you see a bear

A black bear is running on a paved road. The image text says: "NOT A RUNNER? NOW YOU ARE". The background is snowy.

Iceberg

100 views · WJE iceberg hehe · 1 year ago

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Goose

9 views · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

Explain bear show yourself AND STOP RUINING MY ANTI TRUMP MEMES AND JOKES A IM COPING AND C THIS IS FOR JOKES AND MEMES also you are the Simpletin

A cartoon image of a white goose wearing a golden crown, holding a baseball bat, with the text "MESS WITH THE HONK YOU GET THE BONK" written above and below the goose.

Community talk

Indirect Pufferfish

My goal is to ragebait just as well as Explain Bear. Who's with me?!?!??

Royal

What's with this explain bear thing

Black Girthy Veiny Dih

Here's some FUCKING EXPLAIN BEAR LORE LETS SEE WHAT THAT PIECE OF SHIT HAS BEEN HIDING FROM US