Bear jokes

Toy

Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.

Memes

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

Speech

1 year ago

$A man with dreadlocks and a gas mask is speaking. The text box below his head says: "[Speech 100] \"Bear, bull, bear, bull, bear, bu-\" shut the fuck up, man."$

Dare

1 year ago

explain bear pull up I dare you >:(

A small, tabby kitten is sitting down and pointing a black handgun forward.

Insult

1 year ago

This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌

A close-up shot of a small, fluffy gray bird with an intense, angry expression. It's perched on a dark, narrow ledge with a blurred yellow background.

Night

2 years ago

5 night freddy

A person in a bear costume walks down a hallway. Above the image, the text says, "five night freddy", and below the image says "har har har har har har har har".

Explain bear show yourself AND STOP RUINING MY ANTI TRUMP MEMES AND JOKES A IM COPING AND C THIS IS FOR JOKES AND MEMES also you are the Simpletin

A cartoon image of a white goose wearing a golden crown, holding a baseball bat, with the text "MESS WITH THE HONK YOU GET THE BONK" written above and below the goose.

Wildlife

3 years ago

when you go hiking and you see a bear

A black bear is running on a paved road. The image text says: "NOT A RUNNER? NOW YOU ARE". The background is snowy.

Lake

2 years ago

bear lake, colorado <3 (picture by me :D)

A beautiful photograph of Bear Lake in Colorado. The lake is surrounded by evergreen trees and mountains. The water is still and reflects the scenery.

Iceberg

1 year ago

WJE iceberg

Bear memes

Community

Black Girthy Veiny Dih

3 months ago

Poll

According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".

*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*

Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"

Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more