Bear

Bear jokes

Rape

It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.

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  • Forest

    I was walking in the forest with my gf.

    I had a Desert Eagle for protection.

    A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.

    Short jokes

    How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her

    Koala

    Why is the koala not a bear?

    It doesn't have the right koalafications.

    Memes

    Hell

    i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

    Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."

    Inch

    A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.

    Roll

    Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.

    What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

    Gummy bear

    Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.

    Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

    A: Delici-Oso

    Man

    "Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.

    "Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"

    Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.

    Bar

    A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"

    Man

    Man: Knock, knock...

    Boy: Who's there?

    Man: Bear...

    Boy: Bear who?

    Man: Bear bottom.

    Sister

    My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"

    Bar

    A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"

    The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."

    Poop

    So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.

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  • Koala

    Why aren't koalas actual bears?

    Because they don't meet the koalafications.

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