Banana jokes
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Banana bread is cute.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
you.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.
The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."