Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why did a girl like bananas?Because one day she might need to be ready.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
what key opens a banana
a mon-key
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys... Huh, I donโt recall ever eating a monkey?!
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Din mor ligner en banan. ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses canโt talk.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Can you be my daddy? ๐๐๐
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
I find bananas very appeeling.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
