Banana jokes
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Banana joke?
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.
Student: My name is Buttitches.
Teacher: Please tell us your real name.
Student: Buttitches.
Teacher: I’m calling the police.
Police: Son, please tell me your real name or I’m going to shoot you.
Student: Buttitches.
Police: *shoots gun.*
A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "We’ll scratch it, lady."
Banana bread is cute.