Banana jokes
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
That one
Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!