Banana jokes
Banana joke?
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
What time is it?
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.
Student: My name is Buttitches.
Teacher: Please tell us your real name.
Student: Buttitches.
Teacher: I’m calling the police.
Police: Son, please tell me your real name or I’m going to shoot you.
Student: Buttitches.
Police: *shoots gun.*
A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "We’ll scratch it, lady."
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.