Why did a girl like bananas?Because one day she might need to be ready.
what key opens a banana
a mon-key
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys... Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey?!
what do a banana and shampoo have in common
ur mom
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
What did the sunglasses say to the banana 🍌? Nothing sunglasses can’t talk
last night i slipped on a banana. my friend said it was appealing
gumball: what's that? Is it a twig? banana Joe: no. Darwin: Is it a leaf? banana Joe: no. Gumball: What is it then? banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
I find bananas very appeeling.
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. they did this one time a night. The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said eww it tastes like cheese and onions. The husband replied hang on I haven't put the condom on yet.
Pov get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy
Banana joke
why can an orphan relate to a pack of banana's because they both split away from their family
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said "Berry Christmas!"
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas, it wasn’t a very apealing experience.
what does a baby banana call her mum.... na na get it.. instead of ma ma
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate. Shitmate: you’re so shitable . Me: Bring banana ice cream. Shitmate: never happening.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common? They both hang on trees
Banana bread is cute
When I am getting bore, I hold a banana start shaking suddenly it gives out juice after a few min I get excited ohhhhhhj.... Try with a cucumber
