Banana jokes
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 馃槞
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn鈥檛 a very a-peeling experience.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"