Banana jokes
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.
Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
moo.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.