During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said "Berry Christmas!"
Banana joke
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3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"
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what does a baby banana call her mum.... na na get it.. instead of ma ma
What do you call a banana that can dance? CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS
When I am getting bore, I hold a banana start shaking suddenly it gives out juice after a few min I get excited ohhhhhhj.... Try with a cucumber
What is a bus 🚌
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common? They both hang on trees
Banana bread is cute
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate. Shitmate: you’re so shitable . Me: Bring banana ice cream. Shitmate: never happening.
what do u call a bruised banana a school bus full of his kids
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
Roses are red Violets are blue How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana
BORNANA
Why does people eat banana's because it's appealing!!!!
when you see someone you say? go suck bananas
