Banana jokes
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
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What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!