Banana jokes
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.
Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
moo.