What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
EXERCISE?
i thought you said "Extra Fries"
-a minion (you may now laugh)
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
What's yellow and can't swim? a school bus full of kids
whats yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Whats red, six inches long and made my girlfriend cry when i fed it to her? her misscarrage
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
