What call a shoe made out of a banana
A slipper
EXERCISE?
i thought you said "Extra Fries"
-a minion (you may now laugh)
What's yellow and can't swim? a school bus full of kids
whats yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Whats red, six inches long and made my girlfriend cry when i fed it to her? her misscarrage
what is beethovens favorie fruit
bana na na
WHAT MUSIC SCARES BALOONS? POP MUSIC
WHY WOULD THE BANNANA SCREAM OUTCH BECAUSE GETTING PEALED
Why did the banana like the movie Because it was apeeling
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? -- Bananana!
Be grateful: You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
why were the apple and orange all alone? because the banana "split"
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!
Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory???? He kept throwing away the bent ones!!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Where does banana learn to split at sundae school
Who was the first carpenter??? Eve,,,,, she made Adam's banana stand...
Why did a girl like bananas?Because one day she might need to be ready.
