Banana jokes
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"