Be grateful: You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Where does banana learn to split at sundae school
Who was the first carpenter??? Eve,,,,, she made Adam's banana stand...
How to become a monkey
Put a red dot on your forehead
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana? Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
din mor ligner en banan( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
knock knock who's there banana banana who knock knock who's there banana banana who knock knock who's there orange orange who orange you glad i did not say banana ha ha
What is Ba+ 2Na? Ans. Banana.
There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if you`re vegan you call him food. If you`re poor you eat the skin.
Why don’t you pill a banana
It’s to hard to kill your nana
What is a bus 🚌
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
what do u call a bruised banana a school bus full of his kids
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out
What time is it
