Banana

Banana Jokes

Girlfriend

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

Factory

Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing with the bent one.

Banana Peel

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Miscarriage

What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Music

What music scares balloons?

Pop music.

Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

Because it is getting peeled.

Boy

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

Magic

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

Chimp

Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?

John: I don't know.

Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...

Apple

Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."

Banana Peel

Be grateful:

You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

Banana Peel

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”