Banana jokes
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.
Student: My name is Buttitches.
Teacher: Please tell us your real name.
Student: Buttitches.
Teacher: I’m calling the police.
Police: Son, please tell me your real name or I’m going to shoot you.
Student: Buttitches.
Police: *shoots gun.*
A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "We’ll scratch it, lady."
you.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.
The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.