Banana jokes
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
What did the first guy say to the second? Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
I like this episode
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Three Europeans come to America. They are all captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
I find bananas very appeeling.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!