What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE
What did the Banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for, she’s going to eat me!
What's yellow and can't swim? a school bus full of kids
whats yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Whats red, six inches long and made my girlfriend cry when i fed it to her? her misscarrage
Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.