Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey
So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"
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I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones so I throwaway the bent ones
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account prime mates
moo
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
Scientist say a banana a day is great for the colon But you gotta eat it
what the difference between a emo and a banana they both hang like apples
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
What did the Banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for, she’s going to eat me!
banana
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris? Ape suzettes.
