What is a monkey’s πŸ’ favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.

What did the banana say to his neighbour yellow

What did the first guy say to the second?

Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?

I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for your friends.

What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of the is a police officer.

last night i slipped on a banana. my friend said it was appealing

din mor ligner en banan( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys… Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey?!

What did the sunglasses say to the banana 🍌? Nothing sunglasses can’t talk

Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

Teacher: We have new student today class, come introduce yourself. Student: my name is Buttitches Teacher: Please tell us your real name. Student: Buttitches. Teacher: I’m calling the police. Police: son please tell me your real name or I’m going to shot you. Student: Buttitches. Police: shots gun… A few days the police goes to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying the mom says my buttitces the police says we’ll scratch it lady

why did the banana go to the doctor.πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

what is black and white and red all over? newspaper.πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

why did the banana go to the doctor.because she felt peelyπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

what is black and white and red all over? newspaper.πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

When I am getting bore, I hold a banana start shaking suddenly it gives out juice after a few min I get excited ohhhhhhj…
Try with a cucumber

I find bananas very appeeling.

What is Ba+ 2Na? Ans. Banana.

knock knock who’s there banana banana who knock knock who’s there banana banana who knock knock who’s there orange orange who orange you glad i did not say banana ha ha

What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if youre vegan you call him food. If youre poor you eat the skin.

My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your new step father.

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