Banana jokes
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
What do bananas wear into battle? Banana-rama!
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
What did the first guy say to the second? Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
Banana!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Banana joke?
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
What time is it?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.