Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
Banana Jokes
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
Banana joke?
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.