Banana jokes
One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
Weβre bananas!
What is a bus π?
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Monky.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
Can you be my daddy? πππ
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
So, Johnny was working at a deli. A woman walks up and asks, "Do you have any salad?" Johnny says, "No." She asks, "What about carrots?" Again, Johnny says, "No." She says, "What about bananas?" Johnny says, "Tell ya what, spell out 'lad' in salad." She spells, "L A D." Johnny replies, "Spell 'rot' in carrot." She spells, "R O T." Johnny says, "Now spell 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." She says, "There is no 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." Johnny exclaims, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.
The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."