Banana

Banana Jokes

i got banana nut bread for you

oh no the nuts are missing

oh i found them

you know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA. Eating pork rinds sword fightin in pajamas. At the crib playin fortnite with your grandma.

why did the banana go to the doctor.πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

what is black and white and red all over? newspaper.πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I'm doing it for practice for your friends.

What's the difference between a bicycle?

A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.

My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your step father.

Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play a alphabet game so she said what word starts with a lil johnny raised he hand fast but she know that he I would say ass so she picked on Sally and she said Apple and she said what word starts with b little johnny raised his hand as fast as he could but she knew that he would say something like bitch so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said banana so she went all the way to w Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter w she could not think of a cuss word that could start with w so she called on Little Johnny Little Johnny said wow the teacher said good job then Little Johnny said like wow too elephants fucking