Banana jokes
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.
The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
What is a bus 🚌?
Monky.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
Banana!
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
So, Johnny was working at a deli. A woman walks up and asks, "Do you have any salad?" Johnny says, "No." She asks, "What about carrots?" Again, Johnny says, "No." She says, "What about bananas?" Johnny says, "Tell ya what, spell out 'lad' in salad." She spells, "L A D." Johnny replies, "Spell 'rot' in carrot." She spells, "R O T." Johnny says, "Now spell 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." She says, "There is no 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." Johnny exclaims, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.