Knock knock who's there Candis. Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
My dads the oldest and when he was young he shot my grandpas balls off but I thought about it how does my dad have younger brothers
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
Do you know candice
Candice balls fit in yo mouth
what happens when you kick a boy in the balls. THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN
There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength.
News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestler's legends grew, a match was set up between the two, America versus Russia. The match would be held in Texas.
John began training immediately. Every day his coach would tell him, “This Russian has a move called the Mongolian Death Grip. No one has ever escaped the Mongolian Death Grip. DO NOT let him get you in the Mongolian Death Grip.”
The day of the match finally came. Just before each wrestler stepped onto the mat in front of the capacity crowd, the coach once again said, “Whatever you do, do not let him get you in the Mongolian death grip. No one has ever escaped the Mongolian death grip.”
Four seconds into the match, the Russian had the American in the Mongolian death grip. The coach buried his face into his hands and cursed John for not listening to his advice. All of the sudden he heard the crowd irrupt in a chant of USA USA USA. He looked up and saw the Russian pinned by John. The coach ran out to meet John and embarrassingly told him, “I didn’t see... Once he had you in the Mongolian Death Grip I looked away. How in the world did you get out of the Mongolian death grip?”
With heavy breath, John told him, “Well coach, that Russian grabbed me and twisted my body in ways I never imagined possible. I was wincing in pain when I open my eyes and right in front of me were two testicles. So I bit them.”
“What???” Said the coach... “John I don’t think that is legal. You could be disqualified.”
“I don’t know about that coach. But I can tell you one thing. You ain’t got no idea how strong you are until you bite your own balls.”
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball because he couldn’t find home
WHAT DO YOU CALL BALL DRAMA
What do u call u Mexicans playing basket ball Joan on Joan
man i miss savor, savor these balls in ya mouth
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob
If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks....
I luv sucking on big balls im gay af
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking he replies "my dick and balls"
so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I kicked a soccer ball at a wheelchair kid and said ROCKET LEAGUE
Why do Dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
why is it annoying to eat by basket ball players? because they dribble all the time.
