I made this game called ligma say it ''ligma'' lick ma balls
CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JALLS
balls in jack, jack has balls in his mouth.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls? “I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class so the teacher told him do you know what happens when you don't pay attention. Little Johnny said no what. She answered, the principals office. Then little Jhonny said hey teach do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin? The teacher answered, no what. You have a D!ck in your mouth.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
My friend has ligma...
LICK MA BALLS
Why did the mights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls😅😂🤣
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because there balls dragged along the ground.😅😂🤣
Chupapiemaunyanou
have you heard of dideys
dideys balls fit in your mouth
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
Hey do you know saga
Saga these ball sacks
My grandfather loves hitler. They both had one Ball..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when i unfollowed her on instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over and the dad yelled “What the fuck did you do” I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying “Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day” he continues
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Why should China be a baseball team? Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat
A profession golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?" "Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive." "Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
