Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
What will happen if someone kick you right in the balls? You will be like ow my nuts.
why are Chinese people bad at base ball.
.because they ate the bad
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls because he is nuts about them
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
my grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS
why do orphan love table tennis, bc that is the only love their getting
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run steal and shoot
my bad I kick me bad in if balls and he got so fucking mad
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit Had a new mash, just landed Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it The verbal ting I can't stand it Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it Mad ting Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it Back on a Feltham landing You ain't been in the hood like Robin I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud) The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud) No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue thats dead
You don't have any balls
one day im walking and i saw josh b he sucking balls and marco jump and we got earthquick and i say yamate
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What is bugs bunny favorite desert chocolate carrots balls.
YO MAMA SOO STUPID!!, she though base balls at bat man
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
*SO IM sittin hear smakin on some cheese ball bb-q my titties* and then i saw the most the a shoe got shovel to r all the way up my ass i cried then turned around and said *MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!* the turned around punched the got smaked in the face went in for another punch got smaked in the face then people staring at me I said Wtf r u starin at i punched as hard as i can then got knocked out i though this *this isnt over motherfucker imma find u and kill u* next thing i new i was in the hospital they told me why tf were u fighting a stops sign? I said what u were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign i sad bitchi aint crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka
So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."
Can i make you a basketball cake for dessert? Yeah you sure can but do be having all your balls in it it will taste nasty.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
