Ball jokes
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
You don't have any balls.