Ball jokes
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.