Ball jokes
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
You don't have any balls.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Eshay.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ, my titties, and then I saw the most a shoe got shoveled all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched the guy, got smacked in the face, went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF are you staring at?" I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I thought this, "This isn't over motherfucker, I'm gonna find you and kill you." Next thing I knew, I was in the hospital. They told me, "Why tf were you fighting a stop sign?" I said, "What? You were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign?" I said, "Bitch, I ain't crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka"
So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Lick my BALLS!
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.